-Transformer

2008 January 25
by yutaki

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My new girl Friend! pretty? yeah, i know,

let me to “show off” more of her pics.

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selina look a-like.

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SOOOO Adorable right? i knew it, i m proud of her!

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We fall in love deeply after 1st meet, every time i see her cute face, i just drool all over my tee, and even cum without jerking (haha)…. everything went so smoothly, in love deeper each and everyday.

Just one thing weird about her is that, every time we make-out, she request to turn off the light, she told me; she’s shy. alright…i never think much. Every morning, she always wake up 1 or 2 hours earlier than me, makes me wonder…. is she hiding something from me??

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But its ok, she always look fabulous!! i just love her!!!

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One fine day,out of random, i peek into her drawer and i found a picture in her house… which is…

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ARGH~!!! WHOSE THIS???  WHO?

i started to make wild guesses… who is she??

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-my gf ’s MOTHER?

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my gf’s JUON SISTER?

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OR my gf’s MAID!?

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LATER did i know, its HER (my gf)!!!!
ITS HER!! WITHOUT any MAKE UP!!!!

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Can you believe your eyes?

they are same person!!!

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ARRRRRGGHHHHHHHH~~

My fucking great granny god. ‘0′

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& she even show me how she transform!!

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#1. ok, let’s face it, the clean without touch’up face.

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#2.  Add contact lens that enlarge her pupil, and double-eye lids Sticker & Glue.

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#3. Basic moisture cream to keep face healthy.

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#4. Foundation is important! make skin tone more even, IMPORTANT!! apply VERY little amount of Foundation at both side of the cheek, in order to make your face look longer and slimmer!

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#5. Concealer is to cover up all flaws, such as eye bags, pimple and wrinkles.

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#6. Next Add natural Fake eye Lashes & draw a nice brow!

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#7.  Added mascara at the bottom eye-lash, in order to make both upper and lower eye lash even.

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#8. Add eye liner.

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Longer eye-liners! longer the better, make small eyes look not only bigger, also longer as well.

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#9. Add eye shadow. use one dark and one lighter colors to blend.

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#10. Add lip gloss and blusher! & Lastly Style your dolly hair!

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& this are the 10 steps how my pretty ugly girlfriend transform.

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should i break up??

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i dun think so, at least she never go for Plastic Surgeory… but why do every time  i kiss her now, her face with out make-up…

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Kept Running through my head, running through my head, all her face with out make-up, running through my head, running through my head…. (inspired by TaTu’s ‘all the things she said’ lyrics)~~

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**Scenario Above Is Completely Fiction**

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EXPLANATION:

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She is not my girlfriend, just found her pictures and this Thread at a Chinese website, regarding a very ugly girl who transform herself into a pretty girl, WITHOUT any PLASTIC SURGEORY just by make up!! and i found it SSOOO amazing!

Therefore i quote these photos and re-post it on my own blog!! to my horror, many of the comments on this threats, stated, almost all the girls are like that! actually i only saw a few girls without makeup, like wendy & greth…

well, all i could say is…. i do agree. ( dun bash me up girls )

*description on the make up above its translated from Chinese to English. if any error, please bare with it! ya know, my English is bad, i already tried my best!*

what do this post prove? ALL girls can be pretty if you make effort to be one!

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UPDATE

Click! > http://yutakis.wordpress.com/2008/04/22/transformer-attack// < Click!

sequel post : FREAKSHOW

http://yutakis.wordpress.com/2008/04/25/freakshow/

151 Responses leave one →
  1. 2008 January 25
    estney permalink

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

    your girlfriend. I know you like it!

    =D

  2. 2008 January 25
    linghwee permalink

    LOL.
    this is really hilarious.

  3. 2008 January 25
    vinnie permalink

    well…make up n diamonds will always be a girl’s bestfriend. (:

  4. 2008 January 26

    u ver bad lei… n she’s not ur GF!!

  5. 2008 January 26
    tiers permalink

    HAHA!
    i juz wanna LMAO lah.
    intro to me one day :) )

    lol

  6. 2008 January 27
    greth permalink

    omg!

  7. 2008 January 29
    karen permalink

    turn mii into a pretty girl too!!!

  8. 2008 February 4

    >esther
    duh, she’s so hot!

  9. 2008 February 4

    >LH
    whoa didn’t know you are still reading~

  10. 2008 February 4

    >vine
    make-up still can afford, diamonds…
    fake ones can?

  11. 2008 February 4

    >mj
    who cares man~

  12. 2008 February 4

    >tiers
    not my gf la! read carefully!!

  13. 2008 February 4

    >greth
    omg? you look the same~

  14. 2008 February 4

    >karen
    you r already one~

  15. 2008 February 24
    krisandro permalink

    Funny as hell! good story!

  16. 2008 February 24

    Well, if she were your girlfriend,
    I’ll have to say that the situation is somewhat self-pwning.

  17. 2008 February 25

    This is amazing shit. I’ve re-read it several times and gosh. Her skills are amazing!

  18. 2008 February 26
    koros permalink

    koros from CSP…

    how should i belive this? really a transformer.. no.. better then transformer.. the point is.. this girl eyes make good look… :)

  19. 2008 February 26

    LOL so cool!

  20. 2008 February 27

    Haha! What an interesting post you have got.

  21. 2008 February 27

    THAT is why I prefer girls without make-up on or those with little of it. At least you know who you are going out with, and not someone else.

  22. 2008 February 28

    just use a lousy cam (webcam/mobile cam).. as the quality of the cam decreases, the quality of the persons looks increases. use strong flash or increase the picture’s levels/brightness to conceal flaws. notice how her big round ugly nose instantly disappears :P

  23. 2008 February 28
    bEans permalink

    make up means fake beauty. thats what it is.

  24. 2008 February 29
    Shitface permalink

    still look like crap after all the make up. My dog’s poo looks betters

  25. 2008 February 29

    omg. i wanna faint. lucky many gers of my side dun make up. so its easy to filter them out

  26. 2008 February 29
    Thunder_X permalink

    The photo was being touched up….

    I can show the touch up part….it is totally 2 gals with a very similar nose only.

  27. 2008 February 29
    bleh.. permalink

    so what does guys wants.. put on make up, say we fake.. dun put on make up, say we look auntie.. kaoz..

  28. 2008 February 29
    chira permalink

    omg….OWNED!!!!

  29. 2008 March 1
    Yuki Mizuhara permalink

    LOLz @ This~

    wow,really a VERY big change
    omgwtfbbq~

  30. 2008 March 1

    The pics might be photoshoped.

  31. 2008 March 2
    dotagod permalink

    gxher

  32. 2008 March 2
    Angeline permalink

    hahaha!!! very funny post. but true. u cant find many gers on street w/o makeup on looking gorgeous!

  33. 2008 March 3

    Make up is essential to every girl , more or less . But this is just WOW .

  34. 2008 March 5
    VeXaLL permalink

    you sure is not photoshopped ? LOL i nearly fell off my chair especially the last part where you spam the photos of that girl lmao

  35. 2008 March 6

    This is amazing…!

  36. 2008 March 6
    elian permalink

    waax2 ta ws nice..vrye prety horx..vrye tirin haein to make over vrye day..so any suayx2 guy jus bare wit it ba..hee(3

    elian^^

  37. 2008 March 7
    Peachy permalink

    Wow!!Make up so geng O_OV can teach some?? hahax~

  38. 2008 March 9
    MrsFrog permalink

    * jaw drops *

    muN-

  39. 2008 March 11

    LOLX nice 1

  40. 2008 March 12

    LOL!! I so agree!! I’m a girl and I seldom do make up. Once i do. People don’t recognize me. I mean, not full make up!! LOL

  41. 2008 March 14

    that’s why there’s no ugly girl! only lazy girl! HAHAHAHAHA

  42. 2008 March 14

    hey so cute la ur blog i think the gal must be very courageous to reveal actually she aint pretty at all…………….

    :)

  43. 2008 March 16
    패연 permalink

    You got to appreciate her make up skill! Haha… She can be a make up artist, I think.
    Well, lucky I’m still lookable without make up, as I’m too lazy to do so… =p

  44. 2008 March 19

    myyy gooodd ! unbelievable transformmm ! too shocked to believe man … well, =)

  45. 2008 March 23
    mr G... permalink

    well this is the fact… dude

    The Truth
     
     
    This is the truth
    I have betrayed you
    This is the truth
    I have lied to you
    This is the truth
    I feel no remorse
    This is the truth
    I will do it again

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    Is this the truth?
    It meant nothing!
    Is this the truth?
    Please believe me
    Is this the truth?
    I am truly sorry
    Is this the truth?
    It won’t happen again

    or

    The truth is this
    I was a bit bored
    The truth is .this
    Just a bit of fun
    The truth is this
    I got caught out
    The truth is this
    I’m only human

  46. 2008 March 23
    p3! Q! permalink

    the gal
    so cool~

  47. 2008 March 24

    Wow. Wished I can do that. Too much time needed. I’m ok with looking normal.

  48. 2008 March 27

    WHAT THE FUCKING SHIT.

    that can’t be true. there’s no way in hell that’s the same woman.

  49. 2008 March 28
    zzz permalink

    shut the fuck up your annoying honkay posters… i swear can’t believe you can be as much annoying on the internet as in real lilfe.

    I just wanna jam my cock and murder your insides. fucking cunts

  50. 2008 March 28

    joke of the day:

    “how did yutaki pass away?”

    ” he got jam by a spamer’s cock n got murdered inside!! ”

    “ouch…!”

  51. 2008 April 8

    Wow *0*
    Very Nice post … she change a lot after she wear that contact lens…

    Too Bad I can’t use contact lens, though I really want that lens she wear…. Maybe my eyes goin to be as big as hers, and that’s amazing T__T

    Please keep blogging interesting stuff!!

  52. 2008 April 12
    (*n_n) permalink

    cannot believed its the same person.

  53. 2008 April 12
    foxyda permalink

    actually.. those two girls are different person.. hahahaha look closely. the lips are different liao, the lens girls wear dont make eyes look THAT big, that such a big diff, i’ve seen girls beside me wear them. abit bigger only.. some person took the “ugly” pic on the net, then compare with the kawaii girl.

    those two are diff. the main diff is on the lips and jaw. HAHAHAHAHAH cannot believe people believe they are the same person.. HAHAHAHAHAH

  54. 2008 April 15
    sixpegs permalink

    AMAZING!

  55. 2008 April 17
    Dix permalink

    ok la. at least u’re lucky. Know why ? Because she takes the trouble to make up herself . Because she wants to show others that u have a throphy girlfriend. In other words she wants you to be proud to have such a hot gf, ok maybe after make-up ? LOL HAHAHA hey bro i really can’t take it ! HAHAHA but bottom line is, shes definately worth your love =)

  56. 2008 April 17
    Dix permalink

    haha ok my bad. Didn’t read till the last part. Ok now i know she’s not your girl friend. Haha Alright but yeah if anyone of you out there has a girlfriend like her don’t dump her because of that ! LOL haha

  57. 2008 April 18
    3ahia permalink

    her daughter is not pretty or beautiful.
    uuurrrg

    but good make up tips*+*+

    thank Q for the awareness*+*+ ke he he

  58. 2008 April 21
    Caryn permalink

    OMFGGGGGGGGGGGGG

  59. 2008 April 24
    Pinky permalink

    Scary. Actually, her “prettier” photo are over expose of lights. Any photos with over expose of lights will turns out nice.

  60. 2008 April 27
    jess permalink

    is this real or fake ? o.o

  61. 2008 May 6
    papaya permalink

    really or not?

  62. 2008 May 8
    tin permalink

    i love ur posting on the ugly ger

  63. 2008 May 17
    Gene permalink

    the choice of either finding a girl who’s good at putting on make up versus finding a girl who had done plastic surgery = getting lied some of the time…or ALL the time.

  64. 2008 May 20
    Danno permalink

    LMAOOOO

    AGREED WITH YOU YUTAKI!
    girls can be as beustiful as they wan’t if they make an effort!
    sexyy though!

    LOL REEEOOOOW!

  65. 2008 May 20
    joshua permalink

    Yummmmmy

  66. 2008 May 20
    Lemonade permalink

    THIS IS MADNESS!!!

  67. 2008 May 26

    my goooooooooooddd…

  68. 2008 May 27

    Wow….

    It’s So simple to make a monster to be a princess LOL

  69. 2008 May 28

    Hahahaha …

    thanks god that is your GF .. :P

  70. 2008 May 28
    grace permalink

    this is so damn funny! XD

  71. 2008 May 28
    nove permalink

    oh no
    thiz iz fuckin fr8 man

  72. 2008 May 29
    zie permalink

    her skills are amazing…
    1st time I saw it, i don’t believe that the cute girL was her, but now.. I really believe it..
    great skill !!
    can u all of boys imagine if that every girl u met was like her?..
    lol~ =))

  73. 2008 June 4
    surlybot permalink

    at least its not Bryanboy

  74. 2008 June 4

    haha!! I love it!
    I don’t believe the photos are chopped. I live in Japan, (tokyo for 8yrs) and I see this everyday. I know a lot of girls who do this transformation. I LOVE it!! I appreciate a girl who wants to look good. I like fake tits, i like plastic surgery eyes, it’s awesome.
    btw, that girl can get a $400 1 day surgery to make her eyes look like that permanently.

  75. 2008 June 5
    jack permalink

    CAN YOU ACTUALLY BELIEVE THIS? FAKE FAKE FAKE. These are two different girls.

    Photoshop not make up.

    How can you hide mustache in make up? Lighting? How about the flat nose?

  76. 2008 June 6

    Is that you in your pictures at the right side? You really look good!

  77. 2008 June 7
    joshua permalink

    awrts

  78. 2008 June 7
    joshua permalink

    nakaka adict pala d2
    wahahaha my name nga pala is gentle

  79. 2008 June 8

    my gawd. do boys instead. case closed hahaha

  80. 2008 June 10
    Dior permalink

    make up itself dose wonders. it can cover almost any flaw and can totally change a persons look. But make up plus photoshop = makes the girl look more like an angel.

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  83. 2008 June 13
    Nat permalink

    can’t see the pics :(

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  85. 2008 July 3
    in awe permalink

    omg, how is it that the girl has a moustache… It’s pretty freaky.

    See how fake society has gotten. It’s a plastic world out there, babes!

  86. 2008 July 4
    4chan permalink

    what is this?????????????????????

    THIS IS MADNESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    over nine thousand!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111

  87. 2008 July 4
    redkid permalink

    LMAOLMAO
    LMFAO

    courtesy of Buayakatsuki Clan (google it)

  88. 2008 July 5
    ezahh permalink

    your english is fine!super hilarious entry esp the last bit! :D

  89. 2008 July 7
    lol permalink

    nt all gals look different without makeup. But i mus admit majority of gals out there look very different when they remove makeup.

    One very obvious way to tell whether a gal look ugly without makeup – A gal with thick makeup ( confirm look ugly without makeup if nt why need apply thick makeup for wad rite? ) This i wad i have observed.

    but there are still 15% of gals out there who don’t have much difference when they have makeup on and when they remove makeup.

    I have some of these gals who still look good without makeup url. if anyone wans to view these natural beauties blog. kindly ask from me. Thanks.

  90. 2008 July 7
    ady permalink

    one thing she forgot to do, her eyebrows. lol. but well, i hope guys really do appreciate girls w/o make up now. :x

    being yourself and natural is the best. :D we should love how the person look when she wakes up, and not when she makes up y’know. :x I wont wanna love someone whom I don’t recognise. heh.

  91. 2008 July 12

    whahaha so funny.. MAKEOVER!

  92. 2008 July 14
    nainai permalink

    scare me..i tot she is really ur gf…

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  94. 2008 July 28
    holywut? permalink

    The first girl is just some korean girl in highschool. The second one is some man-eating drag queen. LOL..

  95. 2008 July 28

    HEHE MY GF MORE PRETY N NATURAL..

    SHE TOO FAKE.. TO FACING TRUTH.

  96. 2008 August 6
    yelz permalink

    admit it!!! she is your gf :D

  97. 2008 August 6
    hittoukiri permalink

    nice photoshop…

  98. 2008 August 25
    yourmum permalink

    freaking monster._.
    she’s like some kinda scammer,
    i’ll never trust a female again!

  99. 2008 August 25
    yourdad permalink

    Is her pussy that good as well????=)have make up on the pu55y???if dun hav ah i wan…=)…jus leave the make up on for the rest of ur life pls…=)…im admin btw…yea of coz im right

  100. 2008 August 25
    yourmum permalink

    wah freaking monster ._.
    she’s like some kinda scammer,
    i’ll never trust a freaking girl again!

  101. 2008 September 2

    Good ideas.. not every girl believe they can be so beautiful with make up. Some girls just don’t like to make up.

  102. 2008 October 14
    Ivy permalink

    her post-make up face looks like she has some sort of hyperthyroidism.

  103. 2008 October 19
    Akatsuki permalink

    I’m a girl.
    I never put on ANY make up and i don’t think i look bad without =_=

  104. 2008 October 20
    hoodhook permalink

    next time u meet a hot chick the first thing u do before u kiss her is use a wet tissue and slap it accross her face,observe the results before u proceed.

  105. 2008 October 28
    Kim permalink

    I think they’re two different girls. Look at their lips. The cuter one has thiner lips and the ordinary looking girl has thicker lips.

  106. 2008 October 29
    Shantel permalink

    Omg, I just cannot believe it! It’s damn dramatic! OMFG!!!!!!! It’s DAMNN Different! T..the changes….
    It’s really unbelievable.

  107. 2008 November 6
    jenny permalink

    dang! she looks like a goldfish, even after make-up.. lol (seriously!)

  108. 2008 November 17
    Cheafeerert permalink

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  109. 2008 December 12
    FloZe permalink

    Omg i found that i have many girl friends of mine r like that~~ Gosh~!

  110. 2009 January 3
    lil cindy permalink

    LMFAOO, I CRACKED UP READING YOUR STORYY!
    Yeahh, if I didn’t see these pictures, I prolly think your gf had multiple identities, HAHA.

    Thanks for the post, made me realize how many fugly people there are out there. XD

  111. 2009 January 5

    hi…would u mine can u be my friend??

  112. 2009 February 6

    i think so fantastic the transform…

    amazing..

    Nice to know you, my name is Anita

  113. 2009 March 11
    kecoakbunting permalink

    sumpah lucu abis gan

    :lol:

  114. 2009 March 11
    annonymus permalink

    The first time I read that she ask to turn off the light, I thought she is a he. But suddenly, the first time I saw her real face, I just couldn’t stop laughing my ash out… Hahaha… :D

  115. 2009 March 12
    cecepz permalink

    she’s born genius at make up :D

  116. 2009 March 28
    desz permalink

    hey…the images has gone?

  117. 2009 April 18
    noneednamestupid permalink

    trust me this is

    HOAX!!!!

    please be smart a bit…

  118. 2009 April 18

    wakakaka… Nice posting… really” a transformer… nice try! :)

  119. 2009 April 18

    this thing is really great.. I do like this thing.. haha..

    She do everything to make her appearance better and the boys like her.

    I just wondering why the boys always look the girl from their appearance not from their heart. :)

  120. 2009 April 19
    catrapala permalink

    Oh my God.. I don’t believe this shit..!!
    (sorry)

  121. 2009 May 19
    denz permalink

    this is the power of make up ! ! ! ! ! !
    so crazy lerr..hahaha…^ ^v

  122. 2009 June 24

    Wow….cant trust my eye on this…@@

  123. 2009 July 18
    emma permalink

    lmao. love the post, man!!! why doesn’t that ‘magic’ work on caucasian girls? bummer!

  124. 2009 October 10

    hahahaha.. Gossssssshhhhhh!!!!!!!!

  125. 2009 October 10
    vira permalink

    ih serem

  126. 2009 October 25
    ricky permalink

    THAT’S HOT BRO..!!

    HAHA!!

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