Posted by: yutaki | January 25, 2008

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My new girl Friend! pretty? yeah, i know,

let me to “show off” more of her pics.

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selina look a-like.

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SOOOO Adorable right? i knew it, i m proud of her!

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We fall in love deeply after 1st meet, every time i see her cute face, i just drool all over my tee, and even cum without jerking (haha)…. everything went so smoothly, in love deeper each and everyday.

Just one thing weird about her is that, every time we make-out, she request to turn off the light, she told me; she’s shy. alright…i never think much. Every morning, she always wake up 1 or 2 hours earlier than me, makes me wonder…. is she hiding something from me??

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But its ok, she always look fabulous!! i just love her!!!

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One fine day,out of random, i peek into her drawer and i found a picture in her house… which is…

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ARGH~!!! WHOSE THIS???  WHO?

i started to make wild guesses… who is she??

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-my gf ’s MOTHER?

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my gf’s JUON SISTER?

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OR my gf’s MAID!?

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LATER did i know, its HER (my gf)!!!!
ITS HER!! WITHOUT any MAKE UP!!!!

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Can you believe your eyes?

they are same person!!!

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ARRRRRGGHHHHHHHH~~

My fucking great granny god. ‘0′

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& she even show me how she transform!!

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#1. ok, let’s face it, the clean without touch’up face.

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#2.  Add contact lens that enlarge her pupil, and double-eye lids Sticker & Glue.

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#3. Basic moisture cream to keep face healthy.

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#4. Foundation is important! make skin tone more even, IMPORTANT!! apply VERY little amount of Foundation at both side of the cheek, in order to make your face look longer and slimmer!

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#5. Concealer is to cover up all flaws, such as eye bags, pimple and wrinkles.

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#6. Next Add natural Fake eye Lashes & draw a nice brow!

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#7.  Added mascara at the bottom eye-lash, in order to make both upper and lower eye lash even.

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#8. Add eye liner.

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Longer eye-liners! longer the better, make small eyes look not only bigger, also longer as well.

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#9. Add eye shadow. use one dark and one lighter colors to blend.

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#10. Add lip gloss and blusher! & Lastly Style your dolly hair!

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& this are the 10 steps how my pretty ugly girlfriend transform.

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should i break up??

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i dun think so, at least she never go for Plastic Surgeory… but why do every time  i kiss her now, her face with out make-up…

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Kept Running through my head, running through my head, all her face with out make-up, running through my head, running through my head…. (inspired by TaTu’s ‘all the things she said’ lyrics)~~

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**Scenario Above Is Completely Fiction**

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EXPLANATION:

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She is not my girlfriend, just found her pictures and this Thread at a Chinese website, regarding a very ugly girl who transform herself into a pretty girl, WITHOUT any PLASTIC SURGEORY just by make up!! and i found it SSOOO amazing!

Therefore i quote these photos and re-post it on my own blog!! to my horror, many of the comments on this threats, stated, almost all the girls are like that! actually i only saw a few girls without makeup, like wendy & greth…

well, all i could say is…. i do agree. ( dun bash me up girls )

*description on the make up above its translated from Chinese to English. if any error, please bare with it! ya know, my English is bad, i already tried my best!*

what do this post prove? ALL girls can be pretty if you make effort to be one!

GET YOUR EYE ENLARGE CONTACT LENS AT: http://sglenses.blogspot.com/

UPDATE

Click! > http://yutakis.wordpress.com/2008/04/22/transformer-attack// < Click!

sequel post : FREAKSHOW

http://yutakis.wordpress.com/2008/04/25/freakshow/


Responses

  1. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

    your girlfriend. I know you like it!

    =D

  2. LOL.
    this is really hilarious.

  3. well…make up n diamonds will always be a girl’s bestfriend. (:

  4. u ver bad lei… n she’s not ur GF!!

  5. HAHA!
    i juz wanna LMAO lah.
    intro to me one day :) )

    lol

  6. omg!

  7. turn mii into a pretty girl too!!!

  8. >esther
    duh, she’s so hot!

  9. >LH
    whoa didn’t know you are still reading~

  10. >vine
    make-up still can afford, diamonds…
    fake ones can?

  11. >mj
    who cares man~

  12. >tiers
    not my gf la! read carefully!!

  13. >greth
    omg? you look the same~

  14. >karen
    you r already one~

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  16. Funny as hell! good story!

  17. Well, if she were your girlfriend,
    I’ll have to say that the situation is somewhat self-pwning.

  18. This is amazing shit. I’ve re-read it several times and gosh. Her skills are amazing!

  19. koros from CSP…

    how should i belive this? really a transformer.. no.. better then transformer.. the point is.. this girl eyes make good look… :)

  20. LOL so cool!

  21. Haha! What an interesting post you have got.

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  23. THAT is why I prefer girls without make-up on or those with little of it. At least you know who you are going out with, and not someone else.

  24. just use a lousy cam (webcam/mobile cam).. as the quality of the cam decreases, the quality of the persons looks increases. use strong flash or increase the picture’s levels/brightness to conceal flaws. notice how her big round ugly nose instantly disappears :P

  25. make up means fake beauty. thats what it is.

  26. still look like crap after all the make up. My dog’s poo looks betters

  27. omg. i wanna faint. lucky many gers of my side dun make up. so its easy to filter them out

  28. The photo was being touched up….

    I can show the touch up part….it is totally 2 gals with a very similar nose only.

  29. so what does guys wants.. put on make up, say we fake.. dun put on make up, say we look auntie.. kaoz..

  30. omg….OWNED!!!!

  31. LOLz @ This~

    wow,really a VERY big change
    omgwtfbbq~

  32. The pics might be photoshoped.

  33. gxher

  34. hahaha!!! very funny post. but true. u cant find many gers on street w/o makeup on looking gorgeous!

  35. Make up is essential to every girl , more or less . But this is just WOW .

  36. you sure is not photoshopped ? LOL i nearly fell off my chair especially the last part where you spam the photos of that girl lmao

  37. This is amazing…!

  38. waax2 ta ws nice..vrye prety horx..vrye tirin haein to make over vrye day..so any suayx2 guy jus bare wit it ba..hee(3

    elian^^

  39. Wow!!Make up so geng O_OV can teach some?? hahax~

  40. * jaw drops *

    muN-

  41. LOLX nice 1

  42. LOL!! I so agree!! I’m a girl and I seldom do make up. Once i do. People don’t recognize me. I mean, not full make up!! LOL

  43. that’s why there’s no ugly girl! only lazy girl! HAHAHAHAHA

  44. hey so cute la ur blog i think the gal must be very courageous to reveal actually she aint pretty at all…………….

    :)

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  46. You got to appreciate her make up skill! Haha… She can be a make up artist, I think.
    Well, lucky I’m still lookable without make up, as I’m too lazy to do so… =p

  47. myyy gooodd ! unbelievable transformmm ! too shocked to believe man … well, =)

  48. well this is the fact… dude

    The Truth
     
     
    This is the truth
    I have betrayed you
    This is the truth
    I have lied to you
    This is the truth
    I feel no remorse
    This is the truth
    I will do it again

    or

    Is this the truth?
    It meant nothing!
    Is this the truth?
    Please believe me
    Is this the truth?
    I am truly sorry
    Is this the truth?
    It won’t happen again

    or

    The truth is this
    I was a bit bored
    The truth is .this
    Just a bit of fun
    The truth is this
    I got caught out
    The truth is this
    I’m only human

  49. the gal
    so cool~

  50. Wow. Wished I can do that. Too much time needed. I’m ok with looking normal.

  51. WHAT THE FUCKING SHIT.

    that can’t be true. there’s no way in hell that’s the same woman.

  52. shut the fuck up your annoying honkay posters… i swear can’t believe you can be as much annoying on the internet as in real lilfe.

    I just wanna jam my cock and murder your insides. fucking cunts

  53. joke of the day:

    “how did yutaki pass away?”

    ” he got jam by a spamer’s cock n got murdered inside!! ”

    “ouch…!”

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  55. Wow *0*
    Very Nice post … she change a lot after she wear that contact lens…

    Too Bad I can’t use contact lens, though I really want that lens she wear…. Maybe my eyes goin to be as big as hers, and that’s amazing T__T

    Please keep blogging interesting stuff!!

  56. cannot believed its the same person.

  57. actually.. those two girls are different person.. hahahaha look closely. the lips are different liao, the lens girls wear dont make eyes look THAT big, that such a big diff, i’ve seen girls beside me wear them. abit bigger only.. some person took the “ugly” pic on the net, then compare with the kawaii girl.

    those two are diff. the main diff is on the lips and jaw. HAHAHAHAHAH cannot believe people believe they are the same person.. HAHAHAHAHAH

  58. AMAZING!

  59. ok la. at least u’re lucky. Know why ? Because she takes the trouble to make up herself . Because she wants to show others that u have a throphy girlfriend. In other words she wants you to be proud to have such a hot gf, ok maybe after make-up ? LOL HAHAHA hey bro i really can’t take it ! HAHAHA but bottom line is, shes definately worth your love =)

  60. haha ok my bad. Didn’t read till the last part. Ok now i know she’s not your girl friend. Haha Alright but yeah if anyone of you out there has a girlfriend like her don’t dump her because of that ! LOL haha

  61. her daughter is not pretty or beautiful.
    uuurrrg

    but good make up tips*+*+

    thank Q for the awareness*+*+ ke he he

  62. OMFGGGGGGGGGGGGG

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  66. Scary. Actually, her “prettier” photo are over expose of lights. Any photos with over expose of lights will turns out nice.

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  68. is this real or fake ? o.o

  69. really or not?

  70. i love ur posting on the ugly ger

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  74. the choice of either finding a girl who’s good at putting on make up versus finding a girl who had done plastic surgery = getting lied some of the time…or ALL the time.

  75. LMAOOOO

    AGREED WITH YOU YUTAKI!
    girls can be as beustiful as they wan’t if they make an effort!
    sexyy though!

    LOL REEEOOOOW!

  76. Yummmmmy

  77. THIS IS MADNESS!!!

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  79. my goooooooooooddd…

  80. Wow….

    It’s So simple to make a monster to be a princess LOL

  81. Hahahaha …

    thanks god that is your GF .. :P

  82. this is so damn funny! XD

  83. oh no
    thiz iz fuckin fr8 man

  84. her skills are amazing…
    1st time I saw it, i don’t believe that the cute girL was her, but now.. I really believe it..
    great skill !!
    can u all of boys imagine if that every girl u met was like her?..
    lol~ =))

  85. at least its not Bryanboy

  86. haha!! I love it!
    I don’t believe the photos are chopped. I live in Japan, (tokyo for 8yrs) and I see this everyday. I know a lot of girls who do this transformation. I LOVE it!! I appreciate a girl who wants to look good. I like fake tits, i like plastic surgery eyes, it’s awesome.
    btw, that girl can get a $400 1 day surgery to make her eyes look like that permanently.

  87. CAN YOU ACTUALLY BELIEVE THIS? FAKE FAKE FAKE. These are two different girls.

    Photoshop not make up.

    How can you hide mustache in make up? Lighting? How about the flat nose?

  88. Is that you in your pictures at the right side? You really look good!

  89. awrts

  90. nakaka adict pala d2
    wahahaha my name nga pala is gentle

  91. my gawd. do boys instead. case closed hahaha

  92. make up itself dose wonders. it can cover almost any flaw and can totally change a persons look. But make up plus photoshop = makes the girl look more like an angel.

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  97. omg, how is it that the girl has a moustache… It’s pretty freaky.

    See how fake society has gotten. It’s a plastic world out there, babes!

  98. what is this?????????????????????

    THIS IS MADNESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    over nine thousand!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111

  99. LMAOLMAO
    LMFAO

    courtesy of Buayakatsuki Clan (google it)

  100. your english is fine!super hilarious entry esp the last bit! :D

  101. nt all gals look different without makeup. But i mus admit majority of gals out there look very different when they remove makeup.

    One very obvious way to tell whether a gal look ugly without makeup – A gal with thick makeup ( confirm look ugly without makeup if nt why need apply thick makeup for wad rite? ) This i wad i have observed.

    but there are still 15% of gals out there who don’t have much difference when they have makeup on and when they remove makeup.

    I have some of these gals who still look good without makeup url. if anyone wans to view these natural beauties blog. kindly ask from me. Thanks.

  102. one thing she forgot to do, her eyebrows. lol. but well, i hope guys really do appreciate girls w/o make up now. :x

    being yourself and natural is the best. :D we should love how the person look when she wakes up, and not when she makes up y’know. :x I wont wanna love someone whom I don’t recognise. heh.

  103. whahaha so funny.. MAKEOVER!

  104. scare me..i tot she is really ur gf…

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  108. The first girl is just some korean girl in highschool. The second one is some man-eating drag queen. LOL..

  109. HEHE MY GF MORE PRETY N NATURAL..

    SHE TOO FAKE.. TO FACING TRUTH.

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  114. admit it!!! she is your gf :D

  115. nice photoshop…

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  118. freaking monster._.
    she’s like some kinda scammer,
    i’ll never trust a female again!

  119. Is her pussy that good as well????=)have make up on the pu55y???if dun hav ah i wan…=)…jus leave the make up on for the rest of ur life pls…=)…im admin btw…yea of coz im right

  120. wah freaking monster ._.
    she’s like some kinda scammer,
    i’ll never trust a freaking girl again!

  121. Good ideas.. not every girl believe they can be so beautiful with make up. Some girls just don’t like to make up.

  122. her post-make up face looks like she has some sort of hyperthyroidism.

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  124. I’m a girl.
    I never put on ANY make up and i don’t think i look bad without =_=

  125. next time u meet a hot chick the first thing u do before u kiss her is use a wet tissue and slap it accross her face,observe the results before u proceed.

  126. I think they’re two different girls. Look at their lips. The cuter one has thiner lips and the ordinary looking girl has thicker lips.

  127. Omg, I just cannot believe it! It’s damn dramatic! OMFG!!!!!!! It’s DAMNN Different! T..the changes….
    It’s really unbelievable.

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  129. dang! she looks like a goldfish, even after make-up.. lol (seriously!)

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  133. Omg i found that i have many girl friends of mine r like that~~ Gosh~!

  134. LMFAOO, I CRACKED UP READING YOUR STORYY!
    Yeahh, if I didn’t see these pictures, I prolly think your gf had multiple identities, HAHA.

    Thanks for the post, made me realize how many fugly people there are out there. XD

  135. hi…would u mine can u be my friend??

  136. i think so fantastic the transform…

    amazing..

    Nice to know you, my name is Anita

  137. sumpah lucu abis gan

    :lol:

  138. The first time I read that she ask to turn off the light, I thought she is a he. But suddenly, the first time I saw her real face, I just couldn’t stop laughing my ash out… Hahaha… :D

  139. she’s born genius at make up :D

  140. hey…the images has gone?

  141. trust me this is

    HOAX!!!!

    please be smart a bit…

  142. wakakaka… Nice posting… really” a transformer… nice try! :)

  143. this thing is really great.. I do like this thing.. haha..

    She do everything to make her appearance better and the boys like her.

    I just wondering why the boys always look the girl from their appearance not from their heart. :)

  144. Oh my God.. I don’t believe this shit..!!
    (sorry)

  145. this is the power of make up ! ! ! ! ! !
    so crazy lerr..hahaha…^ ^v

  146. Wow….cant trust my eye on this…@@

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