-The 10 Fat Girl’s Guide (Memo) To Life

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You love me?

Then love my size, love my meat, love my tummy, love my flabby arms, love my elephant legs and love my mom!

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Recently, I did receive some questions from readers, asking “Do guys prefer girls have figure? Some of the guys hate me due to my fatness.” or some troubled with their weight, fatness is actually a common scenario, besides that, I also have friends facing the matter of size, every single day. Now, here are my 10 memo/notes for you, beautiful souls.

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#1 Get Right.

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You have to know where you stand. Please, nudge yourself before you comment or classified yourself into the fat category! As we all know, there a huge amount of skinny or fit girls, who does not even look fat, kept complaining about their weight. Seriously these dumb girls ought to be shot to death, as they do not consider the feelings of others, imagine Britney kept complaining she is fucking fat in front of missy Elliot. Please be satisfied with what you have, do tell yourself, if I m fat, there are millions of girls gonna kill themselves.

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#2 Realities.

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Ok, if you are reading up to here, I assume that you are really fat. if you tried slimming down, cutting down on diet, having work out sessions more twice a week or sticking finger into your throat after meals to puke just to lose weight. All above methods just break you down emotionally and not those fats then STOP IT! Stop to torturing yourself, maybe, it’s labeled in your genes, you have bigger size genes. Girl, just live with it! Accept it and tell yourself:” if I can’t take it off, I ‘m going to live it on.”

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#3 Appearance/ Fashion.

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Do not tell yourself, “I m fat, black is my official colour” or “I’m fat, 90% clothes are not meant for me”. Slap yourself tight for having such low self esteem! There is no official dress code for fat girls. They have the freedom to choose their clothings. Just look good in any outfits you select, if white suits you, then skin to it. Look good and confident in it, and owes a style of you. Mini-skirts, lace or t-back tops are meant for everybody.

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Note: everybody have clothes and styles that suit them or not, even the skinniest person or world famous model have some taboos in clothes. So do not get upset when certain clothes do not suit you. (Imagine me; trying out emo or skinny styles, it would be like dogs on heels.)

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#4 Soul

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There are three main types of typical over-size girls:

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Spiky Jo Jo – typical mean fat bitches, who hates herself and everybody around her. She loves to bring people around her down, bringing other down in order to cover up for her negative physical appearance; this is a big no no! These girls thinks: ‘I m actually lower standard than others, so I have bring people down by criticizing them, or picking on their weakness in order to make myself emotionally or egoistically higher standard than them.’ These girls have the smallest brain on earth, as you are not only fat, but also a fat bitch.

Successful fat girl: 0%

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Pity Gill – these are the clever girls, they make use of their “physical disadvantages” to take advantages of other, they are always cursing and swearing how “bombastic” they are, and how pathetic their life is, or complaining how god is unfair towards her, to give a meaty body. You keep hearing them complaining non-stop to their friends, gaining sympathy in one way or another, and they just love hearing:” oh no! you are not fat! If you are, there are many girls would killed themselves already!” these sort of girls always have a group of friend surrounded them, protecting and loving them.
*Advise: great approach, just don’t overdo it.

Successful fat girl: 60%

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Fairy Teresa- This category of girls will be the ones who are popular and have a ‘happily ever after’ ending. They are everyone’s best friend, not only understanding, and also do not mind to give out helping hands. They love hearing people out and nags, they are born aunt agonies. Sooner or later, they will be some great guy’s dream wife, hard working, good at house chords, down to earth…and always with a smile, she’s a living fairy! If this type of girls does not have a happy ending, kill cupid.

Successful fat girl: 100%

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Which typical group do you belongs? If it’s the worst, do try to upgrade yourself to the best!‘‘

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#5 Hygiene

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Some over-weight people are often categorized under the dirty group. Of cause blame it the society’s dumb ass stereotyping. Bigger sized girls do have problems like BOs, so invest on some great perfumes in town, and smell like a rose. Or sometimes, worst! What makes someone looks dirty? Zits and pimples scars all over the face! Even if you smell good, but you might look dirty. Well, concealer or and foundation will makes wonders. It does not mean, if you are fat, you cannot wear make-up! I do think looking good, in any type of physical attribute is important!”

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#6 Boys

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ok, this is a huge topic that most (weighty) girls are interested in, I do admit, most boys are shallow up to certain extend (do not count me out.), and do prefer the physical beauty instead of inner beauties, since you could not tackle him on the ” love at 1st sight” then tackle him on the long run, be his best friend 1st, and slowly make him fall for your lovely character and personality! Make him can’t live without you! Do not waste time on really damn shallow guys, even they are together with you, they also might cheat on you for a slimmer or hotter girl.

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oh holy mama~ totally the free-sized swimming trunk for Borat.

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#7 Public

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Facing the public is always something a fat girl would worry about, this is due to the stupid stereotyping in our society. If we can’t change it, just live with it. Do not get upset over someone who laugh over your size, it fair and common, as even yourself might laugh over someone who slips over the banana. Everyone have the right to laugh at the things they found funny, but, that is not a sign of hatred or dislike, trust me, I always laugh at my bestie Eric’s thick make-up, but that does not make me hate him or anything, we are still as close as kins. It’s just concept of someone thinks, if you think maturely, you would live more freely.

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(edited) the over-sized & dirty looking diamonds – i’m still loving ‘em!

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#8 Minds

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How you think about things is really important! Negative or positive thinker live differently! if you offered to take up 2 sits at a train due to your size. Positive thinkers will accept the offer and sit comfortably and shakes her legs. As they think:” why not!? I can have the privilege to have two sits, me and my Prada bag, I do not have to squeeze my ass into 1 sit!” but the negative thinkers would stone on the spot and scatter into tears, next, she will jump off the railing and kill herself; thinking ” OH MY FUCKING GOD!! I m such a burden to the society!! I have to make 2 people stand just to let me sit!!!!” SEE! It does makes a difference! So think positively, girls!

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#9 Diets

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This is one of most headache thing ever happens to a girl who easily gets plump. Tips: to keep your size, do remember eat only when you need, do not eat if you think you want it! Proper timing for meals is important too. Do not skip meals and have any extra meals! Like, tea- breaks, titbits sessions or dessert suppers or even chocolate chewing time, all these extra food beside your proper meals, could make you a fat ass!

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#10 Dignities

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After reading so much! Are you going work it or not? You will never successfully become a great fat girl if you only sit in front of the laptop screen nodding your head and agreeing with my points! Excuses will not make you any prettier! Delays will not make you any skinner! Do it!

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Word count: 1530

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Author’s note:

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Recently, a friend of mine dumped a guy who is very kind, nice and everything, he can be the best guy on earth, he always gives in to my friend… but they broke up due to size. How pathetic is that!? Just because the guy is slightly overweight, it’s really disheartening!!!! Personally, I would never hesitate to date a fat girl! Personality and character matters the most, really~ but of cause, falling in love at the 1st sight with someone who is over-weight is quite impossible. Ok, kill me, I’m such a shallow shrank!

Author’s Recommendation:

Cant seems to get enough? ok, dig this :

http://www.wendyshanker.com/book.html

the best seller ” the fat girl’s guide to life” by Wendy Shanker

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a healthy way of losing weight:

http://weight2figure.blogspot.com/

a blog that give tips to weighty girls on how to lose weight in the healthier way.

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Even if one day i gain weight and turn to be like this^^

i’ll never stop cam whoring! i will be the biggest and fattest cam whore!

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Surpport Other Articles i wrote!

1. 10 steps for a girl to survive a break-up
2. 101 Facts of Love
3. How to lose a girl in 10 days
4. 10 Men That A Great Girl Will Never Dates (Again)

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Yutaki’s acticle’s specaility : childish & broken englished.

Credit goes to: Halim & Esther & Wendy Shanker.

thanks for surpporting.