-How To Lose A Girl In 10 Days (or so)

The survial entry for dating animals!

Have you ever encounter someone you really want ditch so badly? tt you wanna cry?? but cant just walk away?? or else your reputation will rot and everyone will call you mr. asshole? or unaccidentally got into a relationship with a masked monster and you are in a agony of how to run away? this entry is must read! its handy guide for guys when you totally need to flee from the monster beside you with the least possible of aurgements or quarrells!

#day 1 – The Calling.

Normally girls loves the callings. morning calls, lunch calls, evening calls and even sleep time calls. so much calls? so make no call. BUT dun be obvious, whenever she called, speak like you still so much in love with her, and when she ask ” why did you call me??” just tell her. “you calling me isn’t it the same??” girls with high pride cant stand this, she will pissed in the mind but she still say, “alright, i will call you darling~” but if your girl is to the extreme. she will call you non stop. if that happens nag her! really do it. most girl can nag but cant stand nags. so nag her! she will turn off her phone. ( not harsh nags! *prevent querrell*)

#day 2 -The Marrige.

Most girls love getting married, sitting at home and breast feed the babies, but can a girl stand a man sitting at home and breast feed? no way. so use this. meet and be serious tell her your future plans, do sounds ambitious! and tell her how much you love kids! and tell her you perfer the more merrier! you would love to get married before 22 and share her your passion for cooking and doing house chores! conclude yourself, that you would love to get married and be a house husband.. this is worst than a ten shot mega punch! most girls will faint. but if your girl friend does agrees, do find out if is she dyke.

#day 3 – Talking Dirty.

Try talking dirty, not about her of cos. talk dirty about other ladies that you would love to make love with. and how great their shape is, ( pick on those parts that she is bad at.) these streamy talk must do it at night, and best after sex. most girls are very sensitive after ML. but!! do take note. start the topic like this :” wat do you think meggan fox’s figure??”  or ” which female celebrity you think is hot?” make her join the topic. if you just start talking non stop over other girls figure right after love making, you probably will get a punch.

#day 4 – The bad habits

if you love the girl, hide your ugly behaviers. but if you dun’t. show it all. burp, farts, digging nose and other unsightful actions, in the begining the girls will try to tolerate… but if you try doing it too frequent. she will run for mummy..

#day 5 -Mr Forgetful

Girls like guys to be skinny hearted, they love boys remember their birthday, blood type, fav everything and anything. and even you have rmb their handphone number, if you wanna dump her, do it oppsite way, try to forget everything, when she talks abt the past, answer this : oh dear i really cant recall we actually did those romantic things.” she will say ok, BUT in her heart, she using a kanata slashing you into pieces. what kills? moarn her names wrongly during love making. you got it man, she will zip your pants up and throw you out. ( of cos not from the door~ from the window)

#day 6 – 3rd party game

What girls cant stand is when boys gets close to their ex and even smells like them!! goodness this is good one, she will get totally jealous and wanted to kill you. but explain it clearly. tell her, you guys are just frens, and hope she can understand. and most girls, at begining of relationship would try to act sensible, and say its alright. deep down, she is totally melt down, which ex to choose? of cos the hottest one~ duh*

# day 7 – Family and friends

How to make a good girl hate you? make her parents and friends hates you 1st. do unsensible things like being extremely late for those ,meet the parents sessions and friends gatherings, and tried to extremly out of touch like ignoring her friends, show them how boring they are, by yawning or kept msging your mates. and don try to show table manners at all, be as rude as polite as possible ( rude in polite way, only dummies would ask me how.) after which tried to backstab her family or friends a little, AH HA~~ you got it man, she is starting to hate you.

# day 8 – Oh gosh, i m so Queer

Girls love gays to be their sisters, but do they love a sister boyfriend? nah~ this tip is for the extreme. dun try it if you dun want your reputation to be ruined. stop talking abt girls, try talking abt the guys. like “whoa tt guy is hot.” stop those boys slangs, like cool, watssup or yo man, use gay slangs !! like ” drop dead gorgeous!!”, OH my god~~ or simpily wear tight fitting clothes, and stare at boys’ butt in font of her,  haha, although this is extreme. but. very very effective. she will still contact you. not as boyfriend, as sisters.

# day 9 – Money do matters

Its righful for guys to pay the bill, when wat if you make the girls to pay? its a total different story. try to make excuse, like you lose your credit card or forget to bring cash out .beside pay for luxury dinners,  make her buy things too.tell her, you need indulges like CK tongs, or D&G shades or even Boss perfumes. just hint her, once or twice. she is totally disguised. but if do more than tt. god. this girl gonna hate you man.

# day 10 – Say goodbye

Saying goodbye is never easy, pretend you freaking upset, tell her, she deserve better, and you are just trash. and do miss call or text her for the next 7 days. ( dun expect a reply ), this proves, you are the good man, she’s the bitch. and pretend you are cant get over it. and after 2 weeks, yo, bro, you got over this girl.  

IF! IF! after the 9 th day, she still not intend to break up, save it man. this girl would never be ditch, you coulfd try to kill yourself instead.

P/S for girls, if a guy wanted so hard just to break up, why not just leave him for good. he’s an asshole. (survival tips for girls coming up next month!!) and this piece, is totally orginal! i had been working on it for almost a month. ( ok, i slack alot )

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