Posted by: yutaki | May 10, 2008

-Mayboys On Earth

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五月天回到地球表面演唱会

I knew this event been date due for a long long time. its been 2 week, i was rather busy with school, tuitions and birthday preparations. forgot about this event pictures, though its been ready in my laptop for sometimes.so here it is.

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What can i say for concert!?

i went to catch the concert with my good fren, Aden (For many of you may not know him, he is my colleague from club **) i planned to catch it with Greth, but she’s no fan of Mayday, so i rather go with a BIG fan like Aden, who’s madly in love with Mayday’s song.

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Seriously the concert was way above my expectation, as the lighting effects, atmosphere and the movement of the band was really awesome, we have a great time enjoy this rock performance, i was expecting, every thing in black, and no movements and on the spot jumping and rockng their head off and smashing guitars, as you-know-why? its a rock concert. not  any thing like Britney. but they prove me wrong by doing such a wonderful job, the indoor stadium was fully packed! it was full house. Aden and i sneak out 10 mins before the concert ends, around 11 plus,( before they had encores) know why? if we leave the same time with those thousands of Mayday fans, i m sure i had to wait for a taxi till 2am. After which, we went to meet up with ERICA! for some china delights. how contented day, it was.

 

 WHOA:
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like it when they preform: 恋爱ing ,孙悟空&垃圾车 (07’最够朋友版) 
but too bad, my fav songs like 温柔 (还你自由版),听不到&倔强 was not performed..

 

 

Stills:


 
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AH SHIN!!


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ITS

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ADEN

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&YUTAKI@ indoor stadium 2008/26/4

 
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Bought a book <Shin’s Diary : Escape To Japan> on the concert as a souvenir.


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& more Stills.

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Dawn, goodbye:

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EXTRAS!

 
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today! today! today is mother’s day.

i will be spending the whole day with her & this pretty pic is taken by me!


 
My adorable mom! i took tis pic for her, see~! she 's hot, you're not.(This refers to aunties only)


♥HER, LARGER THAN LIFE.
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& GOSSIP GIRL

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TWO MORE TO GO.

 



 

 Fin

XOXO

Posted by: yutaki | May 9, 2008

-Dick-Head Loser 2

SORRY,

I m going to apologise for those harsh words used on her, but not going to apologise for things that I never did.

E.g.: lie, spam & approach.

o/s: whatever she says man. Let her live in her world peacefully.

Enough of those “your reader say I’m sucked, my fan says you’re lousy” drama craps. Let’s put a full stop to this. Not going to respond any further elaboration on this matter. Just let it die.

RIP

 

ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK : THIS POST CONTAINS EXTREMELY DISTURBING IMAGINES AS WELL AS EXPLICT AND VIOLENCE DISCRIPTIONS.

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Posted by: yutaki | May 7, 2008

-20th Yutaki’s Century (Prelude)

18th May 1988

till

18th May1988

Its been 20 years.

& on this very special day

Prince Tak, Mister Yutaki turned twenty

&

its 20th Yutaki’s Century

 

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this collage contains camwhore pics from 2002.

 

Its around the corner! only 10 days left, i will turn into a young adult, still childish & ruthless at heart though. unlike last year, i threw very very humble party :

 

2007 YUTAKI’S BDAY CELEB:

PRELUDE:

http://yutakis.wordpress.com/2007/05/21/19-private-party-prelude-2/

INTERLUDE:

http://yutakis.wordpress.com/2007/05/21/19-private-party-interlude-2/

SHOWTIME:

http://yutakis.wordpress.com/2007/05/21/19-private-party-show-2/

ENCORE:

http://yutakis.wordpress.com/2007/05/21/19-private-party-encore-2/

FINALE:

http://yutakis.wordpress.com/2007/05/21/19-private-party-finale-2/

 

THEME

But this year, i really do take it seriously, as i m turning 20!! 20! 20 man! its the beginning of the best years of one’s life, the 20s! i had a hard time thinking of the theme of the party, as its so common to have theme party right now.. i had seen many themes, like uniform, geek, wig, neon, sports and pyjamas theme parties, all fabulously held. i m born in mayday, which is a mid summer, its a hot season which all of us wanna take our clothes off… so be it. i m throwing a…

 

 

 

POOL PARTY

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sounds delicious hurh! those peeps who are dying to see my hot friends in less clothes, you got the chance!! (i m such a dicky blogger, i exchange blog hits with my fren’s bikinis pics.) hahhaha.. seriously, so far, no one i knew had held such theme party. so i will be the 1st! =D

 

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REVENUE

After much consideration of which revenue to held the event, this 4 hotels caught my eye. this are the best boutique hotels in town beside Intercontinental Singapore, Raffles Hotel and Shangri-La Singapore.

 

 

HERE THEY ARE:

 

We decided on New Majestic Hotel, due to its large pool, suitable for my theme party, Gallery hotel was on top of my list in the beginning, but i had been told, its been there for sometimes and things there are getting old and outdated. as for Scarlet hotel, fantastic boutique and designed, just that, the pool and the suits there are extremely small, and there are many complaints on their hygine… ahahah, as for hotel 1929.. i really love it! ( Especially, their collection of the chairs.) but. there’s no pool.then HOW TO POOL PARTY? in the bath tab?

 

PLAN

Sign in My Majestic at 2pm of 17th of may, Sat. then have a small get together with my diamonds till 5pm. guest arrive around 5, get ready for the pool party which will last till 07.45pm, then have dinner and cake cutting session. and party indoor. diamonds and guest with groom themselves for next party, around 11pm, clubbling at diamond’s regular zone, tabs, most probably. then prepared to hang over till next the next mornin’ sign out at 2pm (18 of May). Diamonds crew migrate to greth’s castle. home party is my personal favourite especially with the diamonds. then at night we will get ready for the next party : St james.

 

GUEST LIST

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Pool Party Guest as follows:

 

Grethchen Sandy

Wendy Zhung

Eric Elle

Si Youn

Ju Hun

Wen Ting

Ji Zhou

 

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Party At Tabs

Aden

Greg

Grethchen Sandy

Wendy Zhung

Eric Elle

Wen Ting

Ji Zhou

&

More

 

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Party At St James (Private)

Retricted to Diamonds Only.

The New Diamond Logo that i desgin.

 

 

Invitation E-Card

( will be posted on their friendster page, only ths 5, the rest do not have friendster.)

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Invitation Card Design:

Envelope cover:

With the guest name written on it.

 

 

Front view of the Invitation Card

Wich will be folded into 3 parts.

 

 

Inside View of the Card

 

 

Post Script:

i hope the party would go the way as it planned to be. & this is post i will add on those lasted updates of my birthday party. so frens, do leave me some greetings! never attend or buy me any gift, its perfectly fine, BUT MUST AT LEAST GREET ME! so jam me with your greetings on this post! i will be back soon with at least a few thousand pics. be awaited.

Pps: Stranger’s Greeting are Welcome too! =)

 

to be Continue…

 

 

 

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sneak preview : glory of vanity, May: Simplified Me

 

 

 

Posted by: yutaki | May 6, 2008

-Gossip Girl (Special)

You Are Nobody Untill You’re Talked About
 

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SEPCIAL POST :

ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT GOSSIP GIRLS.

&

My Personal Review

Know why, recently, i had not been updating?? i was busy watching Gossip Girl. do you how fucking watchable is the show!? its fucking fucking fuckingly magnificent!! I strongly recommends you! and i give 6 stars out of 5 stars Ranking!!! go motherfucking catch it!!! GO GO GO!!! Its a new series that you teenagers never wanna missed. if you a fan of teens blockbusters like Mean girls or Sydney White, you will sure stick to this. Many of my class mates and good friends are already a fan.

This Teens Drama is based on popular novel series, Gossip girl written by Cecily von Ziegesar. GG is all about love, Friendship, sex, drugs, sexual Orientation, peer pressure and other many teen issues, that many of us, teens are facing today. The story revolves around the lives of socialite young adults growing up on New York’s Upper East Side, i just love it as there’s a party or a event in every single episode! their live is just a party, they are rich, smart, charmed, dangerous and of cause, confused.

 

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& they are.

Serena van der Woodsen is the Mystery

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Serena Celea van der Woodsen is described as 5′7″ with pale, long, blond hair and big, dark-blue eyes. She is slim and ethereally beautiful. She is very smart, but is often told that she is not working to her full potential. Her personality is not always as well regarded as her physical attributes. Like her sometimes best-friend Blair Waldorf, she and her family are prominent in New York society. Serena dabbled in modeling before landing a starring role in Breakfast at Fred’s, a remake of Breakfast at Tiffany’s. Serena has kept a steady string of admirers, including Nate Archibald, Dan Humphrey, Aaron Rose, and an entire acapella group at Yale. Despite the attention she receives from the opposite sex, Serena longs for true romance. She seeks this in Nate, although Nate has been known to prefer Blair. She has fallen in love many times, but nothing has been too serious. Serena is much less demanding and uptight than Blair; however, she has a tendency to be self-centered. She gets what she wants with very little effort which causes a lot of people to dislike her. She is practically worshiped by freshman Jenny Humphrey who aspires to be just like her despite their physical differences. Serena is often criticized by her classmates who find her an excellent source of gossip, but resent her effortless good looks and her ability to get the attention of any male. Her brother, Erik, attends Brown. Her parents rarely appear in the series. At the end of the book series, Serena decided to stay in New York City, instead of attending one of the many Ivy Leagues schools she got into, because she wanted to discover her life for herself. She is portrayed by Blake Lively in the TV series.

 

Blair Waldorf the Mean Girl

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Blair Cornelia Waldorf is described as 5′4″ and slender with brilliant blue eyes and a fox-like face. She is involved in extracurricular activities and is very intelligent and determined. For the first three books, she had long, chestnut hair, but chopped it into a pixie cut in Because I’m Worth It, before having it extended in Don’t You Forget About Me. She is a hopeless romantic who idolizes Audrey Hepburn and has a sensitive side that contrasts her tendency to be bitchy and controlling. She loves to pretend her life is a movie and watches Breakfast at Tiffany’s often. She is vain, although her friendship with it-girl Serena van der Woodsen causes her to be insecure at times. In the first book, when Serena returns, Blair is extremely reluctant to let her back into her life because it would mean giving up the “queen bee” position she held in Serena’s absence. She also fears losing Nate to Serena since they slept together before Serena left. Blair uses her charm, money and social clout to get what she wants. Her father, once an uptight lawyer, now lives in a French chateau with his boyfriend, Giles, and their adopted Cambodian twins, Ping and Pong. He shares a love of shoes with Blair. He raised Blair under the impression that she deserves everything she wants. Her mother, Eleanor Waldorf-Rose, is a flaky, society-hostess, who married Cyrus Rose. She has a younger brother, Tyler; a stepbrother, Aaron and a baby half-sister, Yale (named after the college Blair hoped to attend, making her a good luck charm). She has a turbulent relationship with Nate Archibald throughout the series, losing him to other girls several times, including Jenny Humphrey and Serena van der Woodsen. Blair now attends Yale University. She is portrayed by Leighton Meester in the TV series.

 

Nate Archibald the Heart Breaker

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Nate is a wealthy, good-looking lacrosse player from St. Jude’s school for boys. He is described as having wavy golden brown hair and sparkling, emerald-green eyes. His mother is a French socialite and his father is a former Navy captain. He smokes lots of marijuanaand was once caught and sent to rehab after buying a dimebag in the park. He has dated a number of girls including Serena, Jenny, Georgina Spark, Lexie from L’Wren and Tawny from the Hamptons, but his only serious relationship has been with his on-again/off-again girlfriend, Blair Waldorf, his one true love. After stealing his lacrosse coach’s Viagra, he relied on Blair and her alumnus father’s connections to get accepted to Yale, although he eventually left to sail around the world with his father’s Navy mentor because he is unable to choose between Blair and Serena. In the TV series, Nate’s dad also pressures him to attend Dartmouth while he would rather attend schools on the West Coast, including the University of Southern California(USC). He is portrayed by Chace Crawford in the TV series.

 

Dan Humphrey the SweetHeart

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Dan is a thin, sensitive, chain-smoking, caffeine-addicted poet who often sees the darker side of things and has said his favorite word is “death.” Dan is a romantic whose imagination runs off wildly at the worst times. He over-analyzes and is easily frustrated. He is romantically linked to Vanessa Abrams, who appears to be the love of his life, but he hasn’t always been the best boyfriend. Prior to his relationship with Vanessa, he spent two years in love with Serena van der Woodsen. He has held several writing-related jobs, including a poem called “Sluts” published in the The New Yorker; an internship at Red Letter, a prominent literary magazine; and a short stint as songwriter/lead singer for indie-rock sensation The Raves. He has a close relationship with his sister, Jenny and his father Rufus. Before realizing he loved Vanessa, he was confused about his sexuality and experimented with a guy named Greg. His absentee mother returns in the final book because she believes that he is gay. Dan is now attending The Evergreen State College in Washington. He is portrayed by Penn Badgley in the TV series.

 

Jenny Humphrey is the Outsider

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The younger sister of Dan Humphrey, fourteen year old Jenny is the youngest of the Gossip Girl characters. She is 4′11″ and has dazzling brown eyes, is an aspiring artist and holds a secret desire to be a model like Serena van der Woodsen, whom she eventually befriends. She often tries to fit in with the rich girls at her school, even though she does not hold a place in their social sphere. She often goes on wild and embarrassing escapades to set an image for herself and once accidentally starred in a photo shoot for an article entitled “Does Breast Size Matter?” She also allowed a scandalous video of her and Nate Archibald to circulate on the Internet and spent a lot of time with a popular indie rock band called the Raves. After Jenny gets kicked out of Constance Billard School for Girls, she ends up going to a boarding school, Waverly Academy, to reinvent herself as the “It Girl”, a la Serena. She is now the main character in a spin-off series of books called “The It Girl.” She is portrayed by Taylor Momsen in the TV series.

 

Chuck Bass the Prev

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Chuck is a rich, handsome, lust-driven, perverted antagonist whose list of the finer things in life is short: sex, alcohol, and rock and roll. He almost took advantage of a vulnerable Jenny Humphrey in a bathroom and on roof top and tried to sleep with an inebriated Serena van der Woodsen. Nobody is certain about his sexual orientation. Chuck has an obnoxious pet monkey named Sweetie, who can often be found perching on his shoulder and wearing coordinated outfits. He is largely despised by other characters, but because their families have been friends for generations and because of his wealth and good looks, they tolerate his egotistical antics and accept him for what he is: a rich party animal. After he was not accepted to any of the colleges he applied to, he ends up going to military college. He is portrayed by Ed Westwick as a primary character in the TV series.

 

So this is the Elite Characters Of Gossip Girls.

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THE GIRLS

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THE BOYS

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THE CREW

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Promotion Posters

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Cant get enough of GG pictures?

here’s the link to thousands of glorious GG goodie Shots : http://widgets.friendster.com/84df598c8643059a264c2db84a04ef40/?page=photo&instance_id=1

THE STORY

About

The Gossip Girl series revolves around a group of teenagers, three of whom live on the Upper East Side of Manhattan in New York City. They gossip, do drugs and drink, but they also deal with sex and relationship problems. They attend elite private single-sex schools, where their lives are watched by the unseen title character who writes a blog about them. The main characters are Serena van der Woodsen, Blair Waldorf, Nate Archibald, Jenny Humphrey, Dan Humphrey, and Vanessa Abrams as well as Chuck Bass.

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GIFT:

A specail gift, only for Readers of yutakis.wordpress.com

Seriously, most of you, will be complaining and start hating me for watching some thing that you ALL cant catch, as you should know how slow is the local broadcasting of overseas series. BUT! but!!! give me a big big kiss for sharing this: i will included the link to watch the series online! (not youtube, its a Chinese website, but with a 10 times faster loading speed than Youtube.) you could watch the whole series there! just one flaw. its only updated till episode 12… i have the episode till 15. gossip girl is still airing on The CW and CTV in far western, tonight, episode 16 will be aired!! and i m dying to watch it from my secret source!! (credit to MABEL is the best)

WATCH WATCH WATCH : http://www.tudou.com/playlist/playindex.do?lid=2385659&iid=9874107

 

The Preview for Episode 16:

http://www.cwtv.com/cw-video/gossip-girl/short/?play=425-3581

http://www.cwtv.com/cw-video/gossip-girl/short/?play=425-3581

The 1st Season :

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Yet to be end, i m already anticipating for the Second Season.

 

 

 

P/S:  seriously, my favourate promotion Poster for GG is THIS….

SERIOUSLY… OMFG.

 

Source:

http://www.cwtv.com/cw-video/gossip-girl/short/?play=425-3581
http://widgets.friendster.com/84df598c8643059a264c2db84a04ef40/?page=photo&instance_id=1
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gossip_Girl
http://www.tudou.com/playlist/playindex.do?lid=2385659&iid=9874107

Posted by: yutaki | April 25, 2008

-Freakshow

The Sequel post of Transformer

Weeks later after my transformer girlfriend exposed her true identity, we went separate ways. my heart scattered into pieces, i went on sleepless nights, and lost my confident in meeting my Miss Right.

a month after recovering from the love sick, i finally found a new way to love again without being so hurt badly like last time, i started on-line dating. and i met this wonderfully hottilicious Caucasian babe from MySpace,  

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Ashley Simpson & Britney Spears look-a-like!!

goshy! Dripping sweats hot huh?! her picture swipe me off my feet instantly!! look at those tits man, this is why i prefered white chicks, they have boobs that is twice as large as the asians.

we contact through instant messengers and had over-night chats, and i’m really sure this time i met my soul mate. though she doesn’t want to have a live webcam chat, but that’s alright, all i really want this time is a soul-based relationship,’

Weeks later, i became greedy, since my cyber-relationships were long distance, she could never find out if i m cheating on her or not , so i played my risk and had my second cybergirl friend..

2nd CGF

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black hair chick

you see, once you start cheating, you will never gonna stop, so i went on and on..

then 3rd one,

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blonde hottie.

the 4th one,

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Smart and sexy Girl korean ABC

the 5th

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Tiny Winy gothic Chic

The 6th

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Hot Bods spice girl.

The 7th

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The Cute Pie of Friendster.

the 8th

hazel flavoured hottie.

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 the 9th

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i even tried a Emo girl

10th

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and Duh~ striptease pussy-cat doll

lastly, the

11th cyber Girl friend

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of cos,to fillful my fetish for Japanese School Girls.

These InternetGirls were really really extremely “EASY” for a few sweet talks and a few soul touching conversation, they agreed on going a cyber steady relationship, therefore, within a month, i became the ultimate cyber Casanova! i owns 11 cyber girl friends from all over the world.

Often to show my passion and love, i wanked to their photos, 

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& MY ultimate dream is to have a group gangbang with all my cyber girlfrens… how delicious! imgining making love to these pretty faces is such a turn on…

 

Soon, i got sick of those limited photos that they sent me, so asked for more.

& to my HORROR…

 


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my fabulous Hottie boobilicious girl actually is a…

Fat-nolicious creature. 

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MY black hair chick turns out to be a

Over-sized Drama Big mama

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my Blonde bombshell has turn out to be…

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a blonde explosive-bomb shell.

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my Korean ABC (American Born Chinese) chick turned out to be

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a korean real ABC (A Beasty Chick)…

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my Tiny Winie Gothic gal is actually

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not that tiny

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my hot bods that turns me on actually

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a pregnant sausage legs lady who turns me off.

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my dreamy innocent cute pie is a actually a

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a hideous dragon lady.

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my girly perfect sweetie

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is a over-sized butchy butch.

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my unique gothic girl is….

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my zombie Bride from hell.

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& the Stripteast Pussycat is a…

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A topless mrs. bombastic-cat Norbit.

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last but my least, my japanese dream girl is my….

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eye-browless ghosty-face nightmare.

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WHY!? WHY!? WHY?! DOES MY LIFE HAD TO BE SO MISERABLE!?(maybe its the karma of cheating…) AFTER THE MAJOR CHOPSLAM INCIDENT ON THE TRANSFORMER, I THOUGHT  MONSTERS ENTCOUNTER IS OVER, AND IT HITS ME BIGGER THIS TIME! 11 obeses strike me on!!!!

NOW… EVERY NIGHT, I HAD NIGHTMARES THESE 12 “BEUATY” GANGBANG-ing ME.

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hearing them singing in swim suits :

we’ll take you to the FREAKY shop
I’ll let you lick my meatyballs. 
go ’head boy, don’t you stop
Keep squezzin ’til you hit the spot (woah)
we’ll take you to the FREAKY shop
Boy one taste of what I got
I’ll have sitting on youR balls
Keep bouncing ’til you hit the spot (inspired by 50Cent’s Candy Shop Lyris.)

 

 

**Scenario Above Is Completely Fiction**

 

Explanation:

 

Again, they are not my cyber girlfriends, i found their pictures on a incoming link that links along with my transformer post, & i found it quite amazing and true, applies to some of the facebook, my space and friendster beauties, i was been cheated by their display pictures a few times, but seriously speaking, its extremely fine to display a picture that shows the best angel (profile) of yourself, dun you just find that camera angels do make wonders! 

but using angel-tified pictures to cheat others is rather unpleasant, girls should just be themselves, do not potrait yourself to be something or someone you are totally not, be comfortable with what you blessed with. i m sure most of lads will rather choose to fall for a natural girl instead of some girls who only looks pretty in pictures. As for me, i rather to choose a mate in real life, rather than online dating, i’m love more realistic things.

p/s:  this is a sequel post of tranformer: http://yutakis.wordpress.com/2008/01/25/transformer/

the writing style and presentation of both post are identical.

WHAT THIS POST PROVE? ONLINE PROFILES ARE EXTREMELY UNTRUSTWORTHY.

(especially, if there’s only one or two pictures displayed)

p/s: the discriptions & captions above, does not reflects on my personal opinions, as there are extremely mean ( i m not mean, i m nice.) , just to entertain the readers, like adding spice, some small techniques to attract readers. =) they are beautiful aniway! just that the contrast is way too big.  

source 1

source 2
 

Posted by: yutaki | April 23, 2008

-Invitation From The Queen ll: 이탈리아 요리사!

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Os: Utterly delightful

Alright, ladies & gentlemen, here’s a delicious and heart warming post on the invitation from the Queen, Princess Greth’s Mother, Mrs. Lin.

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Alright, enough of those fake and flamboyant English, here’s the shit that you guys might not want to missed. its the second time, we had a gathering with Greth’s mom, but just a bigger group this time, in addition of Eric, Si youn and Darling (Greth’s Roomie) Its was rather a last minute appointment, as greth’s mum visit Singapore on a surprise trip. Therefore, we arrange a time with her, and also, a great time for us diamonds to gather as normal human beings, aside from those animal clubbling nights.

the 1st session with the Queen: http://yutakis.wordpress.com/2007/09/09/a-date-with-chuns-queen/

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A delightful & delicious Collage

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ever.

AFTER, the dinner, we jumped from paragon to Cathy Cine, to catch the Movie we all waiting for… THE HOTTIE & THE NOTTIE. what can i say? they should change the title! to THE SLUTTIE & THE UGLY. serious, i wasn’t kidding, Paris Hilton (as Cristabel ) was way too slutty for the show, especially, the part she told nat that ” the world without a orgasm is like a world without flowers.” though its quite true, but when she say it, i think she really meant it. hahaha. BUT! its a great show! you gotta catch it! especially those geeks who’s a big fan of my blog’s transformer post! hahahah its a live performance, version of a transformer.

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THEN, while waiting for the movie to get ready for us, this group of loyalty looking young bright charmers smoked (i didn’t) along the main entrence Cineliesure, there’s was a unexpected greeting from a Maxim Manager, who was really interested in our girls, and persued them to take part on the Miss MAXIM 2008 contest, and to be feature or to be on the cover of the magazine, but sadly, both siyoun and wendy reject the offer, as they both thinks making it big in singapore is useless, they rather make it big in their own country, like Korea & HongKong. but the manager didn’t gave up easily as she was really amazed by this two girls, as she said they are most stunning girls she had seen for the whole evening, standing outside of Cineliesure at a Saturday night. i repeat A SATURDAY NIGHT! Before she left, she kept telling Siyoun & wend to really really reconsider their decision and contact her back, but What really matters to me, wasn’t they interested or not, i was interested in NIRA! as nira used to model for that local mag, so i kept asking questions to the manager about nira, and to my delight, she know her!!! =D

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p/s: i took the whole afternoon yesterday to complete reply ALL the comments on my blog! i had not been replying them for a month, and it took nearly 2 hours to complete replying those hundred overs comments. well, if you did left any comments in the last one month, and did not received a reply, its time to check them now, as i replied them all.

FIN

Posted by: yutaki | April 22, 2008

-Transformer Attack!

Post on transformer, which i did, at the beginning of the year, was a blasted, it attracted nearly 30 thousand hits (counter chart do not include owner & website visit counts, therefore, this hits are specific on this address: http://yutakis.wordpress.com/2008/01/25/transformer/ only. ) so far, and still ranging in hits every day, it has it individual threats all over Singapore over 50 most visit website threats referred back to my site, which were set up by my blog readers, from Sgclub.com to BMW.com to overseas sites, cosycot.com and from local to Italy even, Japan and brazil and even the most famous site/threat cowboy caleb : http://cowboycaleb.liquidblade.com/index.php/archives/2008/02/24/my-new-girlfriend-is-a-transformer-a-bloggers-tale/ ( the original site which expose Edison & gillian & BoBo’s uncensored sex pic) referred to my this genuine blog post, it was such a big hit, even it was forward as emails all over the world, from gmail to yahoo till AOL ( American On-Line) after so much fame, it do me good, by making yutaki.wordpress.com one of the most ranging in popularity blog currently. 

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Bloggers come and go. and left ALOT of comments & so called ‘judgments’, I kept in silence on a period of time, its time for me to break the ice and speak up for this individual ‘innocent’ post.

there are something i wan to you guys to take note:

1) the photos are real as hell, and its not photo shopped.

2) my main motive and aim for this post to encourage girls, who are facing slight deficiency in physical appearance. let them know that, “see! She last time so ugly, but after some personal grooms, she could be a superstar! Same goes to you!!”, and prove to people, everyone could be beauty if they make the effort to be one! its not a matter of fake! its matter of personal grooming, though, the amount of it, is different, (Eg: if a piece of paper have more dirt or flaws on it, for sure, it takes more time and effort to clean it up, but if its a more cleaner paper, it does not take much time! get it?) there’s nothing wrong with personal grooming! its like after reading most of the comment on this post, make-up girls should be shot death! please stop scaring people off from being pretty, (if yourself wanna stay ugly, go ahead! pls dont stop other from being better than you, cunty-byotch. overall,

“there are no ugly girls, only lazy girls who dun deserve to look pretty.”

“even ugly duckling hopes that one day he will become a swan! didnt u read fairy tales??”

 -Quotes from estney.

) & please do not get me wrong! and put my motherfucking words in a twist and let your imagination go wild by labeling this post as a non-fictional documentary which expose every young girl’s face without makeup!!! hey people! could you guys more real?! and grow up/some fucking brains?

3) i did not post this post to make fun of any girls, or offend anybody, i did mention, the storyline is frictional, and unreal, i just think posting the post by this manner, will be more interesting, and spice up the post instead just compare, contrast and show the steps..


4) Please do not link this post by saying, “see! this is all the girls look like” or ” fake bitches, as i always said they are” or even ” the reality before every pretty face” for goodness sake, please do not take this post as a excuse for your ugliness. pin point at anyone who is uglier looking than you, it do not make you any prettier but just simply make you sounds shallow and loser. at least she make the effort to be pretty, unlike you, sit there and rot your face and stay ugly.


5) please do not sent me doubt letters to get down to facts about this post, as far as i know, its true, but you really wan some scientific proves, go googles your ass off it, is there any thing better to do in your shitty life other than this?


6) thanks for the attention BUT PLEASE do not steal pics without permission, or crediting. one more post i found without crediting, i will delete this post right away.

p/s : i m not trying to clinch any prize for any material on this post, as i m also not the original author, but just that i have the permission from the original author and i m the one who took the whole afternoon to translate it from Chinese to English, to entertain you readers, so please respect!

Overall, simple life, just read and enjoy, why make things difficult? take it easy, anyway, she’s not your daughter, mom or gf. so please. get a life already.

fin

 

 

Posted by: yutaki | April 17, 2008

-The Devil Teacher From Hell’s (10 Diary Notes)

 

魔鬼教师日记

Not just another article, its a non-fictional journal of Yutaki’s teaching career.

 

As many of you, aware that I’m a primary and secondary school tutor, but what you guys do not know is that, how devil teacher i really am.

here are some interesting (wicked) facts about my career as a tutor (so far).

NOTE

1. EVERY week, i gave homework to my students, the following week, I ought to bring those assignments back to mark, then bring it back to them, due to constantly not finish marking those assignments on time, i went tuitions empty handed. but that wasn’t the point, the point is, i gave them spelling (every primary school student’s ultimate nightmare.) instead of going through their homework, whenever i didn’t bring their assessment books.

 NOTE

2. The lesson is on Sunday morning, often, I already had some heavy drinking sessions on the night before, thus, i always had some severe hang over and mood swings, and there they go, i tortured my students with spellings again.

 NOTE

3. There were a few times, I fall asleep when waiting for my student to finish up their corrections. i do get extremely disturbed when they wake me up, then i will give more corrections for them to do, so i could sleep a bit longer.

 NOTE

4. Do not ever get illusions, thinking i will turn up for teaching sessions fabulously! i turn up in extra large tees, and sports shorts, caps that cover more than half of my face, oily fore-heads and nose, black-framed specs and worst, i smells like a bottle of vodka, im not only a devil, i m devilish unglam tutor.

 NOTE

5. Weeks ago, I lost one of my newly bought monthly contact lens in my student’s loo, and i threw my anger at my student. I made him cry! as i constantly remind him that how disappointed and upset i was, as he did not finish his homework.

 NOTE

6. I m always late for my tuitions, of course I will leave early as well.

 NOTE

7. I become extremely talkative and nice to my students when their parents were around, in order to impress my clients, i gave my student double home work.

 NOTE

8. After the whole night of alcohol and dirty dancings, I went to tuition with a standing up straight “morning’ glory” the next morning. Therefore, I took an extremely long toilet break, and you know what i did in the loo yeah.

 NOTE

9. I think I m the 1st tutor who told my student to STFU during lessons, which relatively means SHUT THE FUCK UP.

 NOTE

10. I lied to the parents (clients) that I scored straight As for o level.

 

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Surpport Other Article I wrote!

  1. 10 steps for a girl to survive a break-up

  2. 101 Facts of Love
  3. How to lose a girl in 10 days
  4. 10 Men That A Great Girl Will Never Dates (Again)
  5. The 10 Fat Girl’s Guide (Memo) To Life

Yutaki’s acticle’s specaility : childish & broken englished

Posted by: yutaki | April 14, 2008

-Its About Britney, Jesse & Me.